THE LEGEND
Why Golden Poop?
In Japan, they've been wearing golden poop for 20+ years. Why? Because "unko" (💩) sounds like "un" (🍀 luck).
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Japanese Legend
The Kin no Unko (金のうんこ) has been a cultural phenomenon in Japan since the early 2000s. Millions wear it for good fortune.
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Luxury Absurdity
We took the concept and made it GORGEOUS. 24K gold-plated, premium quality. It's ridiculous AND beautiful.
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Gift Gold
The perfect way to tell someone "you're the shit" — literally. White elephant champion. Office Secret Santa legend.
